What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 18.06.2025 08:51
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
You Only Live Twice
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
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-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Moonraker
Diamonds Are Forever
Why does a college girl cover her face with a scarf in Bangalore?
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Octopussy
-”Ah so!”
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-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Dr No
Live and Let Die
What is the most craziest dream you ever had?
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-J W Pepper
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
The Man with the Golden Gun
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
From Russia With Love
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
What defines the k'vanna of the Book of בראשית?
-Bond slapping Tracy.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Goldfinger
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-”She is very sexyful!”
-All the bad guys are black.
In my experience, British people are fat, ugly and arrogant. Why is it and can it be changed?
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
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